How do you get a girl into bed

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Mr God
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Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:45 pm

I've really like this girl for ages, we've been dating yet can't seal the deal,

I've tried the usual chat up lines (I'm well posh I live in Emerson park)

I tried playing hard to get ( hiding under a bed whilst she's horny) maybe this was my chance.

I've even let her rub lemons in my hair.

Please their must be Simone with real wisdom who can help me.

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